sorry to backtrack, but holyshit, a joke about a pen is unpatriotic? and then he goes on to say we arent a democrasy, but a republic? get a clue we live in a representative democracy which is a form of a republic as opposed to a direct democracy, idiots...bet ya if somebody used the 1st amendment of the constitution to protest a founding principle of the nation and one of the means by which it was founded, theyd say it was unpatriotic what the hell is the point in liberties if you dont use em??? Were free but we dont use our freedoms thats bullshit and did i see someone say that we dont make fun of other countries? hello french jokes, pollack jokes, mexican jokes? get a clue we make fun of everyone and additionally and most importantly Rodney Dangerfield was a genius

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even Bush is more tolerant than you, when he went to england and people protested him, he said glad to be in a free country, he didnt say those traitors should head for someother country because they disagree with Tony Blair and him, bunch of bs, less than 10% of the people in this country know the ammendments and yet they claim to be some sort of expert on government, get a clue or at least a copy of the constitution

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Three pollacks go out 100 hundred miles on a boat when it breaks down, the first pollack swims 10miles and drowns, the second pollack swims 25 miles gets tired and drowns, the third pollack swims 50miles, gets tired and swims back to the boat.

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Why are there trees planted along the roads leading to Paris?

So the germans could march in the shade

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And now another installment of the "Dead Comedians Club" A tribut to Groucho Marx

"Room service? Send up a larger room."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"Either the man is dead, or my watch has stopped."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."

"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."

"I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.

And now another installment of the "Dead Comedians Club" A tribut to Groucho Marx


"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.

heres is a dirty joke
a white horse jumped in to a mud puddle

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Really cool name: FREE
High-tech Gundam: FREE
Position of Supreme Commander: FREE
Bustin' a cap in yo' ass: PRICELESS

lol MBs about the Germans was the best

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

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Step by step
Heart to heart
Left right left
All fall down
Like Toy Soldiers

Bit by bit
Torn Apart
We Never win
But the battle wages on
For Toy Soldiers

There is a differnerce between jokes and letting jokes spill over into political belief. The country id like a body, if a part of your body is going to kill you you amputate it.

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No one makes me bleed my own blood!

How is a joke about a pen insulting political belief?

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Step by step
Heart to heart
Left right left
All fall down
Like Toy Soldiers

Bit by bit
Torn Apart
We Never win
But the battle wages on
For Toy Soldiers