Good sir, have you considered changing the name of your planet to something a little more colourful?

A few suggestions for you:

1) Cocoon is hiring!
2) I like Pie.
3) I dont like Pie.
4) Buy my Iron! (or whatever you're selling)
5) Nothing to see here
6) I like Waffles (personal favourite I'm sure you'll understand)
7) Yarr!
8) This is a recording.
9) "was lost and was" (extend the news a little)
10) OMGWTFBBQ!
11) Nothing to see here (hmm did I say No.5 again?)
12) Ka-Boem!
13) Mmmm Donuts
14) Driving in Circles?
15) Are we there yet?
16) 100 green bottles... (sitting on the wall...)

etc etc.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav

18:41:48 | SP Confederation planet 00Lemon Waffles has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.

Thankyou good sir, that has cheered me up immensely.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav

18:54:25 | SP Confederation planet 00Is that better has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.

As they say, variation is indeed the best of all things.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav

19:04:29 | SP Confederation planet 00Zero is soft has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.


Well, what did you expect from a teddy bear.



19:08:02 | SP Confederation planet 00and furry has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.


Hmm...not sure where you have this information from, I will not enquire.



19:19:40 | SP Confederation planet 00Sore Fingers has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.


That, is quite understandable.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav

I believe that was quite enough for my quick clickers tonight, sir. I'm starting to lose focus and afraid I may attack instead of capture. That would be sad, and it would cause me to cry into my pancakes.

This would be indeed a bad thing, attacking and crying into pancakes is not a good way to create discipline or good food. But I will say exceptionally long training there. Nicely done sir.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav

12:31:51 | SP Confederation planet 00 yummy waffles has been captured by FORTRANshadow, The Cocoon.

Excellent work, I expected nothing less than satisfactory opinions, its not like the taste of pancakes once you cry into them.

__________________________
This is the end!
Still your need is driven on, driven on..
As we trigger one last bomb!

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell
E skeud teñval tourioù gell
E skeud teñval an tourioù glav
C'hwi am gwelo 'c'hortoz atav